Monday night I went to an office costume party. I went as a fireman with overalls, a jacket, and a fireman helmet. People seemed to like the costume. I got lots of compliments on it.

After the party was ending, I was getting restless but I don't do any PU at work. So I head out with a coworker who is a friend of mine. He and I have played some golf together and sometimes get a beer together. He's mostly AFC but he's not going to start office gossip if I do some PU so it's ok.

We hit a local bar near the office and have a couple beers. Some people out and around are in costume and some aren't. The costumes are funny. There's 3 kinds. Scary costumes, funny costumes, and sexy costumes. I like the funny costumes the best, but I'm looking for a hottie in a sexy costume.

And I see her! This chick is HOT! Blond HB9+ hot. Shes dressed up as a playboy bunny. There's another girl with her dressed up as a devil and a group of guys dressed different ways. One guy in the group was dressed up as a pirate and he looked pretty cool so I walk right up to him.

SL: Hey man what's up?

We just started talking and it's really pretty easy to get into the conversation. I think a lot of PUAs think sets with guys in them are harder but they're not if you're cool. Like hello? He's a guy, he likes to talk about guy things and you know exactly what those are.

So he and I are talking about guy stuff when no surprise at all the devil girl butts in. I introduce myself as Searchlight and introduce my coworker to the pirate and HBDevil. PirateAMOG is being cool and introduces me to everyone in a good way, and my coworker, including HBPlayboyBunny.

Coworker gets a litte nervous now which was weird.

AFC Coworker: Well it was nice meeting all of you but I've got to get going now.
SL: You going home already?
AFC Coworker: Yeah I have some things I need to do. Have a good time though.

That was weird. It wasn't that late yet and I think he only had one drink?

It worked out pretty well though. The pirate was awesome it's like he adopted me into their group.

PirateAMOG: Your friend ok?
SL: Yeah, that was weird of him. Normally he'll have a couple beers with me before he takes off.

We get right back into talking and PirateAMOG is a seriously cool guy. He's basically ignoring the girls while these guys are all over him and he's just talking to me and we're having a really good time. He's an awesome guy.

So the girls keep asking PirateAMOG or me this and that to try to get us into the conversation. Like one of the lame guys with them would ask the girl her something all randomly and she'd turn to one of us and ask what we thought of it. We'd answer and it'd be cool and then we'd get back into talking.

PirateMOG is a good guy and we're laughing it up when this black guy wearing a silly purple suit and purple hat with a cane comes by. You can tell he's about to say something to the girls when PirateMOG looks over at him.

PirateMOG: And what do we have here?

The guy ignores PirateMOG and starts gaming the girls.

PirateMOG: Oh I get it, you're a pimp. Cool.

I seriously start laughing hard because I knew exactly what he what he was doing. Like I didn't mean to but I laughed really, really hard and everyone else started laughing and the pimp guy just nods at Pirate and walks away.

After that PirateMOG was really on my side. He turned into the group and we all started talking and he was saying good things about me to HBPlayboyBunny, HBDevil, and the rest of the guys who have gotten very quiet. One left I think.

So we're all talking and having fun. Pirate says some silly alpha thing he'd say.

HBDevil: Ok pretty boy, lay off the rum.

PirateMOG turns HBDevil around and spanks her!

PirateMOG: Yarrrrrr!

HBDevil gets in his face like she's really mad, but then they start kissing.

PirateMOG: I'm sorry about my girlfriend, she gets like this sometimes.

He winks then goes ahead and sits down on a barstool with HBDevil standing between his legs which leaves me wide open with HBPlayboyBunny and two very AFC guys.

I start talking and asking how everyone knows each other. HBPlayboyBunny starts talking about how she used to live here before she moved to L.A. for her career.

SL: Let me guess... Professional... waitressing?

She looks like she's about to get mad.

SL: I'm sorry, that was mean. I bet you've got a lot of talent in whatever you do. How long have you and HBDevil know each other?

She tells me the story and the guys basically don't say anything. That's another wierd thing. I never realized people were so weird.

The full story I try to put together.

HBPlayboyBunny and HBDevil were best friends before HBPlayboyBunny moved to L.A. Now HBPlayboyBunny is in town, and when people heard they all started calling her. She invited some of the guys she used to know out with them and they all still really want her but they're not getting her.

HBDevil and PirateAMOG haven't been going out that long. At least I don't think they were together when HBPlayboyBunny moved the first time because she doesn't talk about knowing him at all. She just said he's HBDevil's boyfriend like she didn't care that much.

I say that's fun and it's good to see your old friends. We start talking and I don't use much cocky&funny. I can definitely tell that PirateAMOG is the real deal but having him approve of me seemed to work really well and I was pretty much in. I just vibed from there.

HBPlayboyBunny was talking about how she likes my costume, I look sexy. The guys are getting upset (they both look boring) so I try to calm them down. People shouldn't have a bad time on Halloween.

I try talking to them but they won't really talk to me much no matter how hard I try. HBPlayboyBunny shoots an upset look at them and the whole vibe is starting to get bad.

Then I get a little lucky.

PirateAMOG hands me a bottle of beer and toasts me with a bottle he just got.

PirateAMOG: For the fireman! A fireman can't be without a drink!
SL: Yarrrr!

We both laugh and HBDevil laughs, then HBPlayboyBunny laughs, and then the guys force a laugh. Funny shit.

PirateAMOG takes off my fireman's helmet and his eyepatch and switches the two. My hair is all messy and gross from having the helmet on and we both look stupid but we're having a fun time now.

He starts talking to the two guys and you can see the AFC guys kind of don't like PirateAMOG too but they're responding to him like they feel they have to. Supplicating.

HBDevil and I talk during this and she asks me questions about myself and my work and where I went to college and all this stuff. I just answer her honestly and ask what she does and she has a job with the state government and she says she likes it and her office is really fun.

HBPlayboyBunny shows back up and makes a point to show she's back and she's drinking a girly drink. I talk with both of them and its really just boring banter but it's really relaxed. I feel like I'm with my primary HBBrunette during the conversation.

I look over at PirateAMOG and he managed to get the guys relaxed and smiling and talking again. PirateAMOG is a total natural I can tell. He got the guys relaxed just because he kept talking and it was good.

I say I'll get the next round of drinks. HBPlayboyBunny says no thanks since she just got hers and the AFC guys also say no. I buy drinks for PirateAMOG, me, and HBDevil.

They make last call right after I get the drinks and the AFC guys go up and order doubleshots of hard stuff. It's not even funny any more, now I feel bad for these guys. I almost want to write www.fastseduction.com on a napkin and place it one of the guy's pockets lol. I don't think it'd go too well though.

SL: Let's head out now before we can't get a cab.

Everyone agrees, and the AFC guys say their goodbyes. One takes a deep breath likes he wants to say something, then steps away. Then pauses. Steps back towards us, then shakes his head and says goodbye and walks away. I felt really bad right then and the vibe was down for a minute.

Then it's time for action.

SL: Have you guys ever tried ice wine?

They say no and what's that.

SL: I love it. It's this special frozen wine made only at a certain time of year. I found a bottle of it recently, let's go have a quick glass.
PirateAMOG: Yarrrr I have heard of this "ice wine". They say it has killed many a sailor in the northern ports but they died a good death! We will drink this "ice wine" matey!

I laugh and the girls girlcode each other. I don't get girlcode too well but I guess it wasn't all bad since PirateAMOG grabs HBDevil and takes her towards a cab. We all get in and I tell them where my place is and thankfully it's close.

On the cab ride, HBPlayboyBunny starts talking about how it was so good to see HBDevil again but I think it's a bad thread since it seems like something you'd say before saying goodbye. So I try what PirateAMOG's been doing all night and speak over them to PirateAMOG.

I ask him if he likes baseketball and he's a big fan so we start talking about the season coming up. I'm not a big fan but it works well since he's going on loudly and drunkenly about how Miami is going to win it all this year.

The cab gets to my place. I pay the cabbie and we go upstairs.

The kitchen's to the front right when you come in so I grab a bottle of ice wine.

SL: Oh whoops. I'm so dumb, we just have two wine glasses. Do you two mind sharing?
HBDevil: No that's fine.

I pour two glasses of ice wine. HBDevil says she likes it, and PirateAMOG says it tastes like wine mixed with pixie sticks which is funny.

I have a sip of the second glass and then hand it to HBPlayboyBunny who has a sip which is good. It's good compliance that she's drinking from the same drink as me.

I put on a DVD and get blankets for the living room. PirateAMOG and HBDevil cuddle on the floor, HBPlayboyBunny and I sit on the couch. We get to sit close because we're sharing a glass of wine and sipping it.

I start to get a little nervous, how is this going to work. Then I just relax and kiss HBPlayboyBunny softly. We're kissing slowly so HBDevil and PirateAMOG can't hear us.

After we kiss a while, it looks like those two are asleep on the floor. I take HBPlayboyBunny by the hand and lead her to the bedroom and show her a print I have above my desk that she really likes.

I then do a dancemove spin of HBPlayboyBunny and throw her on the bed playfully. I already took my jacket and PirateAMOG's eyepatch off when I came in and HBPlayboyBunny already took her heels off when we were on the couch. So I get in the covers with her.

SL: I'm sorry HBPlayboyBunny but I'm really drunk. Can we just take a nap?
HBPlayboyBunny: Ok.

Then I hold her close to me and start kissing with her and escalating which was pretty easy since she wasn't wearing much. No LMR, no ASD, no more words spoken until we started having sex.

It was good. I felt bad in the morning and took the day off, and HBDevil and PirateAMOG had slept over on my livingroom floor. We got lunch together at two o'clock and then I traded numbers with everyone and went home and slept for a long, long time.

-SL

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